Three Nights of Christmas: Santa Unbound: Part Two

tinkering and tweaking, tireless and terrible

spark sizzle and searing saps

clause cruelly crafted and created

a krampus killing machine!

Bonus Feature:

1. 2009's 'Three Days of Christmas: Santa's Conquest: Part Two'

Three Nights of Christmas: Santa Unbound: Part One

santa sadly saw scenes so sinfully savage

he knew nary a no-good so nefariously nonmoral

crying, kris kringle carefully called,

"krampus that cur! santa hunts for you!"

Bonus Features:

1. Krampus
2. 2009's 'Three Days of Christmas: Santa's Conquest: Part One'

Three Days of Christmas: Santa's Conquest: Part Three

frosty the snowman turned out to be foe

though santa flinched not; his friend had to go

victory achieved and presents to send

a war fought and a holiday to mend

Merry Christmas everyone! For those of you who followed along for the last few days, thanks for sticking with this albeit kinda of silly Christmas story. I hope the little poem underneath each was tolerable and wasn't eye-rolling in its execution. Anyways, I hope everyone has a wonderful Christmas Day and you get everything you wanted. I hope that the year has been kind to you all and know I'm thinking of each of you today! So once more: Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, and God bless us... everyone!

Three Days of Christmas: Santa's Conquest: Part Two

santa and the yeti, they shot and shot

saving christmas was good; some blood or not

thoughts of sad children fueled st. nick's great rage

the naughty list in need trimming a page

Three Days of Christmas: Santa's Conquest: Part One

he jumped on his robot with all due haste

for them a fireball was meant for to taste

screaming his eyes filled with such happy hate

for Christmas is no time's discriminate